男友太凶猛1v1高h,大地资源在线资源免费观看 ,人妻少妇精品视频二区,极度sm残忍bdsm变态

您現在的位置: > Language Tips > Easy English > Humor & Joke  
 





  Scales
[ 2006-03-02 08:04 ]

A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that's going to help."

"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

 
I want more >>

 

 
 
 




主站蜘蛛池模板: 庆云县| 抚州市| 丽水市| 大荔县| 璧山县| 女性| 延庆县| 钟祥市| 双峰县| 满城县| 张家港市| 贞丰县| 沂南县| 峨眉山市| 赤城县| 龙胜| 大悟县| 六枝特区| 铜鼓县| 东阳市| 普陀区| 和林格尔县| 西吉县| 河西区| 平果县| 张家港市| 高安市| 乌兰察布市| 新宾| 思南县| 双鸭山市| 策勒县| 徐闻县| 民勤县| 开化县| 浏阳市| 福建省| 阳山县| 清丰县| 荔浦县| 茂名市|