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  Afraid of the dark
[ 2006-04-07 08:34 ]

One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,

"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" 

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said, "I have to sleep with Daddy."

A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, "The big sissy."

sissy(膽小無用的男人,這里形容“爸爸是個膽小鬼”)

 
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